IMAGINE MY SHOCK. LET THAT SINK IN. LEFTISTS!
Sorry, I don’t know what came over me just then. Can we start this again? Cool, thanks.
JK Rowling recently dropped this little ditty on Twitter, and I wanted to be the first to really show her what a bad hand she’s trying to play here. Her line of reasoning here is that if X bad things supports Y, then Y is a bad thing. This notably happened during the Trump campaign when the KKK came forwards to support Trump. People then argued this made Trump a bad person. It was ridiculous then, and its ridiculous now.
I don’t just want to write about it though, I’m feeling a little creative today and I figured, if we all work together on this, we can show her what a ridiculously dumb idea this is.
How? Easy. Lets see if we can get The Daily Stormer to support JK Rowling – for her excellent and thinly veiled white supremacism throughout the Harry Potter series. The evidence is all there already if you look. Voldemort, Rowling’s Hitler, is undeniably the most powerful wizard of all time – only bested by a Merlin MacGuffin’s wand. Those who are not magical-racially pure are not worthy, are “Mudbloods”. Plus there’s the roughly 6 minutes out of 20 hours where non-whites get to speak in her films. Don’t even get me started on how the Jewish goblin bankers are a clear anti semitic stereotype. Pretty compelling if you ask me.
I mean… Children as young as 10 read this thinly veiled white supremacy! She has a platform of over 400 million books sold! 9.83 million Twitter followers! Subtly pushing esoteric Hitlerist magic to her base under the guise of a children’s story. This is for real. 2017 and JK Rowling is a leading neo-Nazi white supremacist.
Inb4 the lawyers come at me. I’m obviously joking. These accusations are quite clearly not serious accusations. Its satire to help people understand exactly why JK Rowling’s logic here is stupid.
So where do we go from here? Well first, we need to petition The Daily Stormer to start using a JK Rowling inspired banner of some variety. I’ll be emailing them with a link to this post and asking them to keep an eye on the hashtag, #JKTrolling. Hopefully if they see we’re having enough fun with this they’ll get involved like how they did with PewdiePie and his recent smearing in mainstream media.
EDIT: I also took the time to make The Daily Stormer a new banner image. Hope you guys like it!
As for us? Meme magic my friends, its the only way to make this happen. I believe in you. Here’s the #JKTrolling starter pack: